The GTA I want to play
Friday, October 29th, 2004So there’s a new Grand Theft Auto game out, “San Andreas,” best game for PS2 ever, yadda yadda yadda.
And I want to play it. Or more precisely, I want to want to play it. But I don’t quite find the idiom compelling. I think I’d get bored with the “thug life”-style of the missions, and regress to savagely beating old ladies within about 40 minutes. I’m not proud of this, but I have to admit it’s probably true.
Make me a GTA where you start out as a chinpira yankee with nothing but a sticker-encrusted scooter and a decora-chan girlfriend, and have to work your way up through the yakuza? Oh hell yeah. Make sure you get Blankey Jet City and Dragon Ash to do the soundtrack.