A Reminder
I only do this because I always appreciate it when my friends remind me of their birthday. They don’t expect me to give them a gift, because I’m both forgetful and poor—but they know I like to be able to wish them a happy birthday. So I’m making sure to let people know.
Mine’s on September 30th. I hereby invite general hassling and old-age jokes. In the unlikely event that you have a huge cash surplus, you know what to do.
(I really want this one.)